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Hilarious joke about a damsel in distress looking for a job!

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The young woman was in dire need of a job to keep her kitchen fire burning. She approached a Circus manager and asked for a job with the circus - any job just earn some money. The Manager said that there was no vacancy and hence he could not offer any job.

As she returned dejected, the Ring Master of the Circus came running with blood all over his face. He had been badly mauled by the Lion in the ring and he was in no condition to enter the ring for the evening show. Suddenly an Idea occurred to the Manager. He asked the lady whether she would take up the job of the Ring Master for the evening show. She was very determined and agreed to the proposal.

As she entered the cage, she removed her cap with a flourish and, threw the whip to the corner of the ring. Slowly she began to undress and removed all her clothing one by one till she was on her birthday suit. Using her clothes as pillow, she laid down on the floor.

She commanded on the lions to come close. Obediently, the lion crept towards the young woman, licked her face. On further command, it continued licking her bosom then the naval area and then further down to other interesting parts.

The astonished manager turn to the bruised Ring Master. "Well," said the Manager, "Could you do that ?" in a challenging tone.
 
"I'm sure I could, Sir," said the Ring Master. "Get that beast of a lion out of there."

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