One day, shortly after eating the apple, Adam looked up to the heavens and said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
"Sure, Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create."
"Lord, when you created Eve, why did you make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, beautiful hair unlike me?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well, Adam, I did that so that she could love you."
