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Last Modified Oct 03, 2008 at 08:18 PM PDT by jlewis

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New spin to the original quote of:

"If you love someone, set her free...If she comes back, she's your; If she doesn't, she never was!"

The new versions depend on your psychological profiles!

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Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was!

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back!

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Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why!

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Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

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5 Patient:
 
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back!
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Playful:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, and Repeat!

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C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
  if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

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8 Animal-Rights Activist:
 
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!
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9 Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
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10 Bill Gates:  If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees; But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. more
Bill Gates:
 
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees;
But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
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