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Quotations / The Best Kramerisms
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Last Modified May 22, 2008 at 10:54 PM PDT by MachoManViewed 11931 time(s)
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A bunch of the most insane and hilarious remarks of Cosmo Kramer in the hit TV Sitcom 'Seinfeld.'
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| Kramer | In "The Pothole" episode | Highway Stretch | "As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway." |
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| Kramer | In "The Heart Attack" episode | Hospital Cafeteria | "Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!" |
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| Kramer | In "The Baby Shower" episode | Eating an Apple | "Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything." |
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| Kramer | In "The Cadillac" episode | Jerry Seinfeld | "I don't think I can talk to you any more. I feel inferior." | Kramer has just learnt how much money Jerry makes |
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| Kramer | In "The Boyfriend" episode after showering at the gym with Jerry & George. | Peek | "I snuck a peak." |
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| Kramer | In "The Doodle" episode while eating a Mackinaw Peach | Mackinaw Peach | "It's like having a circus in my mouth." |
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| Kramer | In "The Dog" episode | Ellen |
"I must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I...
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| Kramer | In "The Fusilli Jerry" episode | Proctologist |
"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest st...
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| Kramer | In "The Strongbox" episode while reading tombstones in a pet cemetery. | Epitaph | "Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone." |
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| Kramer | In "The Good Samaritan" episode | Hit & Run Drivers | "You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia." |
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