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Jokes / More Cool Jokes About Men, Women and Wedlock
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Last Modified Oct 02, 2008 at 10:41 AM PDT by dnarcossViewed 117 time(s)
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Man and woman in holy matrimony can lead to a heavenly life on earth or a hellish one! Here's some funny jokes related to a hateful married life!
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE : Clever men don't BECOME husbands! |
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| 2 | A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." |
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this? |
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NEWLY WED: Do you want dinner? SPOUSE : Sure, what are my choices? NEWLY WED: Yes and no. |
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| 5 | At a wishing well, the husband leaned over, threw in a penny & made a wish. While making a wish, the wife leaned over too much, fell into the well & drowned. The husband was stunned. Then h... more |
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine is still alive." |
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| 7 | A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. |
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| 8 | A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if... more |
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