Quotations / George's Pearls of Wisdom
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A bunch of the most memorable, absolutely hilarious quotes of George Costanza (on the hit TV SitCom 'Seinfeld')
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| George | In "The Deal" episode | Women |
"I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. It could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all th...
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| George | In "The Ticket" episode | Entertainment | "The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation." |
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| George | In "The Stranded" episode | Women | "I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me', it's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her." |
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| George | In "The Dealership" episode | Car Salesmen | "First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep... Suddenly you're on your back like a turtle." |
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| George | In "The Wizard" episode | Lying | "I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." |
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| George | In "The Bookstore" episode | Toilet | "If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." |
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| George | In "The Shoes" episode | Divorce | "Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know." |
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| George | In "The Finale" episode | Help | "Why would we want to help somebody? That's what nuns and Red Cross workers are for." |
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| George | In "The Red Dot" episode | "Mopping the Floor" | "I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me." | George explains why he had sex on the floor with the cleaning lady at the office. |
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| George | In "The Butter Shave" episode | Toilet | "I love that bathroom. It's got that high-high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building." |
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Comments
- jmason, Jul 05, 2007 at 05:52 AM EDT said:
Great collection!
- rajivanand, Dec 08, 2006 at 12:16 PM EST said:
Hahaha! Oh man! this one really sent me to the floor. Larry david must have put all his creative juices on George making the assumption that a lot of people would identify themselves in that character. WTG Larry! and thanks Kiran for compiling this.
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