Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. One evening, both went to bed early. However, in the middle of the night Sherlock Holmes woke up and realized Dr. Watson had also woken up. Neither could go back to sleep.
As they lay down in the middle of the night, Holmes asked, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson said "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson. Somebody stole our tent."


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