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Quotations / Terrific Quotes on Alcohol and Alcoholism
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Last Modified Sep 25, 2008 at 05:40 PM PDT by tjonesViewed 238 time(s)
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Some fantastic quotes about booze, boozing and boozers (some may call them bozos)...tongue in cheek to say the least.
These brilliant sayings are so witty and humorous that they will prove drinking is a prerequisite for genius!!
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| Alvan L. Barach | - Not known - | Alcoholic | "An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor." | - |
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| Anonymous | - Not known - | Beer | “Drinking beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” | - |
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| Anonymous | - Not known - | Alcohol | "WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties." | - |
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| Ben Franklin | - Not known - | Beer | "Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy." | - |
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| Edward Abbey | - Not known - | Drink | "A drink a day keeps the shrink away." | - |
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| Frank Sinatra | - Not known - | Alcohol | “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” | - |
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| Frank Sinatra | - Not known - | Non-drinkers | "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." | - |
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| George Burns | - Not known - | Drink | "Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." | - |
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| Oscar Wilde | - Not known - | Work | "Work is the curse of the drinking class." | - |
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| Samuel Johnson | - Not known - | Wine | "This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts." |
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