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Jokes / Some Terrific Sardar Jokes
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Cool, funny sardarji jokes!!
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Interviewer: What is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: Which year? Sardar: Idiot.. EVERY YEAR |
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Manager asked a sardar at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. |
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: 'Pretty Red Underwear' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi |
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?" Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me 'Are you a foreigner?' |
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A tourist from U.S.A. asked a Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!! |
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti." |
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On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why? A woman journalist was walking with a badge written "PRESS" and he did it.. |
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? You sit in the back seat, I will drive." |
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Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor. There is a fire. How will you escape? Sardar: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!! |
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| 10 | A sardar went to a restaurant. To wash his hands, he went to the bathroom and started cleaning the wash-basin. The manager asked what he was doing. The Sardar pointed to the sign there: "WASH ... more |
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