Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer: relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. The Englishman's job is to second the American.
