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Jokes / Some Fun with Booze and Boozing
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Last Modified Sep 19, 2008 at 07:39 AM PDT by beerdudeViewed 63 time(s)
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A guy who drinks get drunk; a guy who gets drunk goes to sleep; a guy who sleeps commits no sin; a guy who commits no sin goes to heaven. So, let us all drink and go to heaven!
Here are some lovely ones to liven up the mood - while getting high on spirits! Hic!!
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Q: What is a Bloody Virgin ? A: A Bloody Mary without the 'red' tomato juice |
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Q: What is a Bloody Shame ? A: A Bloody Mary without the scotch. |
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Q: Why do you click your mugs and say Cheers? A: Because you can taste, see, touch and smell booze but you cannot hear it! |
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| 4 | USA Today reported that scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of them g... more |
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Women's Quote: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes we have to stomp on & keep in the dark until they mature into a thing you'd like to have dinner with. |
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Men's Quote: Women are like fine wine. They start out fresh, fruity & intoxicating & then turn full-bodied with age. Then they sour, go vinegary & give a headache. |
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