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Jane and Thomas had plans to go to an evening charity ball and so they advised Jeeves, their butler, that he could take the evening off to do as he pleased, since they would be out quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, Jane told her husband that she was wretchedly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some accounting work left undone...

Thomas responded that was fine, however he had to stay for a bit to meet with his new business partners.

Off Jane went, home alone... and found the butler, Jeeves, spread out on the couch watching a porno film (from Excalibur of course!).

She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then she motioned to him to come even closer.

She leaned forward and, in hushed tones, said, "Jeeves, please, take off my dress..."

"Now take off my bra..."

"Please remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and, in a sharp commanding voice, said, "And the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"

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