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Sign outside a tutorial school in Meerut Cantonment:

"Expert Kotching in English given here."

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Notice in a DTC bus:

"Eve teasing is an offence. Passengers are requested to cooperate."

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Outside a Department store in Connaught Place:

"Please note that we shall not be responsible for any rotten stuff unless it bears our label."

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A Store advertising a new brand of cold-cough syrup:

"Got a Cold? Try our Cough drops. We guarantee you'll never get better."

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Sign outside a Theka (Liquor shop) in Meerut in Hindi:

"If you drink to forget everything, kindly pay us in advance."

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On the rear window of a car (en route to Dehradun from Meerut): 

"Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do."

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