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Jokes / Some More Funny Puzzles in Q&A Format
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Last Modified Sep 11, 2008 at 07:43 AM PDT by toddjViewed 346 time(s)
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Cute ones! KFC Meal and the woman similarity is really funny!
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Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. |
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Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A: The girl who can eat the last donut. |
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Q: What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? A: They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride! |
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Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced? A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener! |
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Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil. |
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| 6 | Q: What's the difference between a whore, a nimpho, & a blonde?A: The whore: "Aren't you done yet?"The nimpho: "Are you done ALREADY?" The blonde: "Yes, I'l... more |
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Q: Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed? A: Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television. |
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Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you. |
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Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. |
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Q: Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal? A: By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. |
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