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Jokes / Murphy's Laws on Sex 3
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Last Modified Sep 10, 2008 at 12:13 PM PDT by IannViewed 169 time(s)
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More laws related to sex and love that just seem to work...each time, every time! Some of these are too esoteric for me (for e.g., 'Love is a hole in the heart')!
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| 1 | Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. |
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| 2 | Love is a hole in the heart. |
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| 3 | Do it only with the best. |
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| 4 | One good turn gets most of the blankets. |
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| 5 | Never say no to sex. |
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| 6 | Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. |
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| 7 | Don't do it if you can't keep it up. |
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| 8 | The greatest lie: "This won't hurt, I promise." |
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The two most dangerous words in the world are: "TRUST ME" |
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