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Good that some of the terrorists have been caught. There is one that is still loose!!

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SECURITY NOTICE

 

 

We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office.

 

Five of the six have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

 

Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the 6th cell member, Bin Workin, at your office.

 

 

Security is confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.


Since you reading this notice, you are obviously NOT a suspect at this time.

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