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Jokes / Differences Among Love, Lust and Marriage
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Last Modified Sep 07, 2008 at 02:07 PM PDT by shanewViewed 140 time(s)
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Nicely explained differences..fifteen of them..funny, but the absolute truth.
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LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in a crowded room. |
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LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? |
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LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over money. |
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LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. |
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LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - The relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - What's a climax? |
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LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch. |
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LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. |
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LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. LUST - When you couldn't give a shit. MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV. |
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LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..." LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief. |
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LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. |
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