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Jokes / Things you Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,surgery, nurse, hospital, surgeon, health, healthcare, operation theater, fun, funny, hilarious, comedy, kidneys, doctor, medical, medicine
Last Modified Sep 07, 2008 at 01:51 PM PDT by shanewViewed 49 time(s)
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Absolutely hilarious...e.g., "ya know, there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em."
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| 1 | Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. |
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| 2 | "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." |
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| 3 | Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! |
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| 4 | Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? |
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| 5 | Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there. |
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| 6 | Oh no! Where's my Rolex. |
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| 7 | Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? |
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| 8 | There go the lights again! |
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| 9 | "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em." |
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| 10 | Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! |
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