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	1	A cardiologist marries a gynaecologist and were blessed with twin girls. Guess what they name them: Angina and Vagina.		view
	2	Two sperms are swimming really hard and one asks, "Are we almost at the uterus?" "Nah!" says the other, "we just passed the tonsil".		view
	3	A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped". more A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped".		view
	4	A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".		view
	5	Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes".		view
	6	Question: "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this? Answer: "The truth is that she has a big mouth".		view
	7	A man goes to the doctor and says, "I have a rash on my penis" "Does it burn?" asks the doctor. "I don't know", says the guy, "I never tried to light it". more A man goes to the doctor and says, "I have a rash on my penis" "Does it burn?" asks the doctor. "I don't know", says the guy, "I never tried to light it".		view
	8	A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".		view
	9	Q: What is common between a swimming pool and a wife? A: For both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them.		view
	10	Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.		view

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