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Last Modified Aug 31, 2008 at 07:01 PM PDT by eperez

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Cool joke...can apply not just to Mexicans, but any other race! The joke is about fatherhood being an assumption and motherhood a fact!

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Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very  soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her  papa.

Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".

So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.

But after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling.  Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are your half-brothers."

Maria had no choice but to go to her mama.

Mama already knew and said "My  darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa."

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