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Jokes / Top Dog And Cat Characteristics
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Last Modified Aug 31, 2008 at 01:51 PM PDT by dnarcossViewed 109 time(s)
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Once you read these you'll know why men are compared to dogs and women are considered to have feline characteristics!!
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Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready. |
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| 2 | Dogs look much better at the end of a leash. |
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| 3 | Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. |
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Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. |
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Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse. |
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Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap. |
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Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. |
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Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. |
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Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. |
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Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes. |
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