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Funny joke about a newly-wed Chinese couple! Hope folks from China won't find the joke racist!

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A Chinese couple decide to get married: He's the owner of a restaurant; and she's a young beautiful virgin, but quite bashful.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband quickly
undresses. He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be very sensitive and reassuring:

"My darling, I know this is you first time and you very frightened... I promise you, I will do anything you want, I give you anything you want. What is your most secret desire?"

She looks deeply into his eyes and says, "I want number 69."

Quite surprised at her request, he says, "You want beef with broccoli?"

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