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Last Modified Aug 30, 2008 at 05:58 PM PDT by tigerw00dsViewed 130 time(s)
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Some really funny ones! Women will also surely enjoy some of these!
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A: The swallow |
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme |
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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." |
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The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? " Three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey, I'm home!" |
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One sperm says to the other, "How far is it to the ovaries?" The other one says, "Relax. We just passed the tonsils." |
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy. |
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Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up. |
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Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead? A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote. |
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Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because they won't stop to ask directions. |
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: Because all those men already have boyfriends. |
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