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Jokes / The Lessons My Mother Taught Me
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Last Modified Aug 29, 2008 at 10:20 AM PDT by BaseballKingViewed 128 time(s)
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This is to express my gratitude to my mother. I owe so much to my mother who taught me several things in life! To prove my point, I am quoting you each time.
Thank you, mom! :)
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| 1 | My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." |
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| 2 | My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." |
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| 3 | My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" |
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| 4 | My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." |
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| 5 | My mother taught me MORE LOGIC: "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." |
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| 6 | My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." |
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| 7 | My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." |
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| 8 | My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." |
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| 9 | My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" |
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| 10 | My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." |
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