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Jokes / Humorous Oneliners
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Last Modified Aug 26, 2008 at 04:25 PM PDT by kmillerViewed 124 time(s)
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"So you're writing a down-to-earth story?" "Yes, about a parachute jumper." |
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"Can you do anything that other people can't?" "Sure, I can read my handwriting." |
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| 3 | "Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?" |
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"Whom are you working for?" "Same people. My wife and four kids." |
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"Is that you, darling?" "Yes, who is calling?" |
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| 6 | Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different. |
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"What book do you like the best?" "My husband's check book." |
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| 8 | The Police have stopped my wife so many times for speeding, they decided to just give her a season ticket. |
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