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| 1 | 1980:Daughter: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Mother: Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2008:Daughter: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMother: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! more |
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How are Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat similar? Dono ne kapde tyag diye; Ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne deshwasion ke liye! |
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai |
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Judge: You are crossing the limit. Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? |
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What do you say when you see in heaven:
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Difference between Dava & Daru? Dava is like a girlfriend, it comes with expiry date, |
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. |
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