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Jokes / Some Useful Insults
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,insult, insults, situation, mean, meanest, feelings, hurtful
Last Modified Aug 25, 2008 at 01:42 PM PDT by jporterViewed 96 time(s)
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Use these if the situation demands it...but, some of them are really so mean that you're likely to hurt some feelings!
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| 1 | I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals. |
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| 2 | I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes. |
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| 3 | When god was handing out brains, you must have been holding the door. |
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| 4 | You say you can't climb plastic walls? how did you get out of the abortion bucket then? |
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| 5 | If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and walk him backwards. |
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| 6 | Wow! You're a legend in your own mind! |
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| 7 | See ya, wouldn't want to be ya! |
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| 8 | When you were born the doctor slapped your mother. |
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| 9 | You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done. |
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| 10 | Your so dull, you can't even cut a fart. |
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