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Cool joke about Tiger Woods in his BMW at a gas station in Ireland!!

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Good mornin' to yerz, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"

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  • VLeonov, Aug 26, 2008 at 02:45 PM PDT said:

    hehe...the irish accent in the joke makes it funnier!

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