1. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law agains having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth. 
2. In  Nevada: There is a law against having sex without a condom.
3. In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law against a husband talking dirty in his  wife's  ear  during  sex. 
4. In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against masturbating while watching  two  people  have sex in a car. 
5. In the State of Washington: There is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).  
6. In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against having sex in an ambulance. 
7. In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. 
8. In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath. 
9. In every state in the union: There is a law against having sex with a corpse. (presumably it is the perceived *necessity* for this law that earned it a place on the list.) 
10. In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
11. In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law against two moose having sex on the city sidewalks. 
12. In  Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. 
13. In Ventura County, California: There is a law against cats and dogs having  sex  without  a  permit.  
14. In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against having sex in any position other  than face-to-face. 

Some International Sex Laws:

When the husband of a Tasmanian  woman dies, the law requires that she wear her dead husband's penis around her neck. The women of Gippsland,in Australia, do the same thing. (I wonder  how  these  laws  would apply to Lorena.) 

According to Iranian law, a man is required to perform his abutions if he ejaculates while having sex relations with an animal. On a similar note, Citizens of most Middle Eastern countries are forbidden to eat lamb under certain circumstances covered  by  Islamic  law.  The law reads, "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (What I want to know is "Why would this have to be made?") 
  
The law in Bhutan doesn't allow a younger brother to lose his virginity before an older  brother loses his. Nor may a younger brother marry before an older brother marries. 
  
In Uruguay, a husband who who catches his spouse in bed with another man is given an option under the current law. He has the right to kill both his wayward wife and her lover-or he can choose to slice off his wife's nose and castrate her lover! (AHHH, the joy of  giving the public a choice! Capitalists would be proud.)