Newton's laws of Immigration
LAW 1: A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW 2: The Force of Deportation F = ma, where
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a= dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.
- This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back after making lot of Money.
LAW 3: For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.
