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Jokes / Murphy's Laws of Sex 2
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Last Modified Aug 12, 2008 at 04:55 PM PDT by IannViewed 168 time(s)
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Some more interesting, and often very true, laws of sex! Funny, indeed! Some can even be used as proverbs! Lot of wisdom packed into some of them!!
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. |
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. |
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. |
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. |
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
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Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless in the mood. |
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. |
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. |
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Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. |
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. |
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