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Jokes / Funny Police Officer Witty Comments
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Last Modified Aug 11, 2008 at 07:31 PM PDT by bevansViewed 475 time(s)
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These 16 remarks were taken off actual police car videos around the country. These are some mighty 'quick witted' cops!
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AND THE WINNER IS.... 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't...Sign here.' |
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'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.' |
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'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.' |
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'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?' |
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'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.' |
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'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven. |
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'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and step in elephant poop.' |
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'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?' |
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'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.' |
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'Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?' |
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