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Jokes / Female Bashing Jokes
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Last Modified Aug 03, 2008 at 06:46 AM PDT by pwrightViewed 178 time(s)
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Bunch of cool stuff on wives, girlfriends and women...or in other words all things female!!
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. |
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Q: Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman? A: 'Cos a woman who can't afford a washing machine will not be able to support you. |
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. |
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Q: When do you know a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..." |
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven. |
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Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. |
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Q: If your dog is barking at the back door & your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. |
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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman that won't do what she's told. |
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. |
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