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Last Modified Jul 31, 2008 at 02:38 PM PDT by jlewis

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Very humorous....and 100% true! The guy who wrote this has a keen sense of observation

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HIS: 

  1. Pull up to ATM 
  2. Insert card 
  3. Enter PIN number and account 
  4. Take cash, card and receipt 
  5. Drive away 

HERS: 

  1. Pull up to ATM 
  2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 
  3. Shut off engine 
  4. Put keys in purse
  5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine 
  6. Hunt for card in purse 
  7. Insert card 
  8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it 
  9. Enter PIN number 
  10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes. 
  11. Hit "cancel" 
  12. Re-enter correct PIN number 
  13. Check balance 
  14. Look for envelope 
  15. Look in purse for pen 
  16. Make out deposit slip 
  17. Endorse checks 
  18. Make deposit 
  19. Study instructions 
  20. Make cash withdrawal 
  21. Get in car 
  22. Check makeup 
  23. Look for keys 
  24. Start car 
  25. Check makeup 
  26. Start pulling away 
  27. STOP 
  28. Back up to machine 
  29. Get out of car 
  30. Take card and receipt 
  31. Get back in car 
  32. Put card in wallet 
  33. Put receipt in checkbook 
  34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 
  35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 
  36. Check makeup 
  37. Put car in gear, reverse 
  38. Put car in drive 
  39. Drive away from machine 
  40. Travel 3 miles 
  41. Release parking brake

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  • ppiroski, Aug 13, 2008 at 10:37 AM PDT said:

    As usual this is male chauvinism!!

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