Hello all yall.. remember me?.. i don't think so.. therefore.. let's get to know each other better... i'm the drunk, demented, metal head who's gonna make your life easier by telling you how you can learn chemistry.. and your the depp who's looking for a solution to this shit called chemistry....there.. see.. it's nice to know who's gonna help ya... and hope you have all your neurons on the ready... although your not gonna need much.. i stongly advise that you have as many neurons you can accomodate in that pea sized compartment you call a brain... 

now.. where were we.. ahh yes.. i'm the depp who's gonna tell ya how to learn chemistry.. and your the depp that's gonna listen to me.. or get spit in the face by your psychiatrist and killed by him if your not.. now.. as i mentioned in my earlier article.. you can't learn chemistry on it's actual level... it will be like trying to look at two amoebae humping each other with your naked eyes.. you need to visualize it.. use whatever is left of your deplorated brain.. you can't actually see an atom.. or actually wieigh it.. you'll be the biggest loony to walk into a lecture hall with a balance and declare that your gonna weight the molecules and the atoms directly with it.. the scientific communtiy will supposedly 'black list' such a loony form ever seeing the face of another science journal or anything scientific..

hence we land up in the branch of chemistry called stoichiometry.. yes you depp.. like math and physics and biology.. chemistry also has branches.. well.. if you still don't get it.. it's a subject within a subject.. which a part of chemistry.. well.. stoiciometry was originally used to have a practical approach to chemistry.. practical.. as in you can actulally measure it in the common units which we use in our sorry lives.. not in twisted untis like amu and shit like that.. and the first most important concept in this topic is the understanding of a mole.....

a mole... not the animal, you idiot!!.. nor is it the thing that you get on your face that looks like a volcano in the snow.. a mole is a unit..unit of the amount of substance.. it's an SI unit... well.. technically speaking.. a mole is defined as the mass of a substance which contains Avogadro number of particles.. now, the immediate question arises... what the shit is an Avogadro number?.. well.. it's value is 6.023x10E23.. now that might look like a senseless number with absolutely no relevance.. to tell you about the history of this number.. it's named after a scientist called Amedo Avogadro...  this guy did a lot of research in the field of stoichiometry.. and hence he has a number all to himself.. lucky bugger.. anyhow.. one mole is the mass of the substance which has that many atoms or molecules.. this mass is called Gram Atomic Mass in case of atoms.. and Gram Molecular Mass in case of molecules.. one GAM of any substace will always contain Avogadro number of particles... so will one GMM...

i think... that you've had enough of this shit.. so i'll continue this very interesting topic in the next article..  until then.. don't get drunk too badly..  

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