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Jokes / The ABC of Girlfriends
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Last Modified Jul 27, 2008 at 09:24 AM PDT by pwrightViewed 147 time(s)
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This is what ABCs stand for when it comes to relationships with girlfriends - particularly those of the 'ex-' kind!!
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A is for Arteries. The things that your ex- ripped out 'cos she really didn't give a shit about you. She was after your money, you twit. |
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| 2 | B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them work out. I hope they get married & have 2 children that are little devils; her hips get huge; his ... more |
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C is for "Call ya later". She won't. She never has before. |
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D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? |
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| 5 | E is for "Eating like a pig." Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry." So you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford... more |
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F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her. |
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G is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period. |
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H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out. |
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I stands for "I still hate her." Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors. |
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| 10 | J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim.... more |
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