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Jokes / Answers of School Children to Science Questions
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Last Modified Jul 24, 2008 at 12:59 PM PDT by cgoldbergViewed 179 time(s)
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The following are all quotes from 11-year olds' science exams, i.e., this is a collection of answers written by kids in their science examinations.
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"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." |
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"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull." |
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| 3 | "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." |
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"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." |
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"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars." |
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"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire." |
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"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas." |
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| 8 | "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity c... more |
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"Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot." |
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"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives." |
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