by 1 Cylivers
You Know You Work in the '21st century when...
- ... cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- ... your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
- ... pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
- ... you consider inner-office mail painfully slow.
- ... you refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
- ... you lecture the neighbourhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
- ... you think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
- ... you refer to tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
- ... you find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- ... you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbors.
- ... you ask your friends to "think out of the box" when you make your Friday night plans.
- ... you get excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
- ... you think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
