Here goes:
- (_!_) a regular ass
- (__!__) a fat ass
- (!) a tight ass
- (_._) a flat ass
- (_^_) a bubble ass
- (_*_) a sore ass
- (_!__) a lop-sided ass
- {_!_} a swishy ass
- (_o_) an ass that's been around
- (_O_) and ass that's been around even more
- (_x_) kiss my ass
- (_X_) leave my ass alone
- (_zzz_) a tired ass
- (_o^o_) a wise ass
- (_13_) an unlucky ass
