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Jokes / Names of New Viruses
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,melissa, virus, viruses, computers, computer, infection, lewinsky, ronald reagan, mike tyson, oprah winfrey, kevorkian, ellen, titanic, disney, prozac, schwarzenegger, bobbit
Last Modified Jul 20, 2008 at 05:38 AM PDT by SciTechViewed 151 time(s)
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You must have all heard about the 'Melissa' virus that had come out a few years ago. Here are some more virus names that have been conceived and can be used in virus alerts....surely you'll get a kick out of them.:)
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Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. |
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Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. |
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Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte. |
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Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, and then slowly expands to 200MB. |
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Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files. |
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Ellen Degeneres virus: You can no longer insert disks into your computer. |
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Titanic virus: Your whole computer goes down. |
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Disney virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy. |
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Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. |
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