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Each one is a gem!! I found the Jay Leno digs to be a notch better than Letterman's.

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Person	Where & When?	Topic	Quote
David Letterman	Late Show, CBS	DC Madam	Here’s good news: the FBI has arrested the madam who was in charge of the ring of prostitutes. No word though on Osama.	view
David Letterman	Late Show, CBS	DC Sex Scandal	Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was ... Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take care of you below the beltway.'	view
David Letterman	Late Show, CBS	DC Sex Scandal	Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What’s the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren’t good enough anymore?	view
David Letterman	Late Show, CBS	DC Sex Scandal	This ring of prostitutes apparently had a very elite group of clients. In fact, one girl was sent over to the Lincoln Memorial to give Abe a lap dance.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	DC Sex Scandal	When the White House heard about this scandal, they were relieved. Finally, a Republican caught in a sex scandal with a woman.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	DC Sex Scandal	These were $300-an-hour prostitutes, which is pretty amazing when you realize John Edwards was paying $400 and all he got was a haircut.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	Randall Tobias	Tobias was the guy who Bush put in charge of promoting abstinence and chastity in places like the Mideast. He was also the CEO of the company that makes Cialis. So, it sounds like he was caught bet... Tobias was the guy who Bush put in charge of promoting abstinence and chastity in places like the Mideast. He was also the CEO of the company that makes Cialis. So, it sounds like he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	Randall Tobias	Randall Tobias, who is the deputy secretary of state, resigned after it was revealed he used this woman’s services. Tobias, who was married, just claimed he just had a massage and did not hav... Randall Tobias, who is the deputy secretary of state, resigned after it was revealed he used this woman’s services. Tobias, who was married, just claimed he just had a massage and did not have sex. Apparently, he can forget getting either one of those at home ever again.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	DC Madam	The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of Washington politicians who were her customers. She says another member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves on... The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of Washington politicians who were her customers. She says another member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time to pull out.	view
Jay Leno	Tonight Show, NBC	DC Madam	The DC madam says that when she's releasing these names, she's not doing it for political reasons. She says she does not have a political bone in her body. At least not today.	view

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smoore, Jul 16, 2008 at 04:21 AM PDT said:
Gr8 stuff!

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