Quotations / Late-Night Talk Show Jokes About the DC Madam Sex Scandal
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Each one is a gem!! I found the Jay Leno digs to be a notch better than Letterman's.
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| David Letterman | Late Show, CBS | DC Madam | Here’s good news: the FBI has arrested the madam who was in charge of the ring of prostitutes. No word though on Osama. |
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| David Letterman | Late Show, CBS | DC Sex Scandal |
Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was ...
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| David Letterman | Late Show, CBS | DC Sex Scandal | Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What’s the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren’t good enough anymore? |
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| David Letterman | Late Show, CBS | DC Sex Scandal | This ring of prostitutes apparently had a very elite group of clients. In fact, one girl was sent over to the Lincoln Memorial to give Abe a lap dance. |
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | DC Sex Scandal | When the White House heard about this scandal, they were relieved. Finally, a Republican caught in a sex scandal with a woman. |
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | DC Sex Scandal | These were $300-an-hour prostitutes, which is pretty amazing when you realize John Edwards was paying $400 and all he got was a haircut. |
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | Randall Tobias |
Tobias was the guy who Bush put in charge of promoting abstinence and chastity in places like the Mideast. He was also the CEO of the company that makes Cialis. So, it sounds like he was caught bet...
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | Randall Tobias |
Randall Tobias, who is the deputy secretary of state, resigned after it was revealed he used this woman’s services. Tobias, who was married, just claimed he just had a massage and did not hav...
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | DC Madam |
The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of Washington politicians who were her customers. She says another member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves on...
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| Jay Leno | Tonight Show, NBC | DC Madam | The DC madam says that when she's releasing these names, she's not doing it for political reasons. She says she does not have a political bone in her body. At least not today. |
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