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Jokes / Male Chauvinist Pig Jokes
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Last Modified Jul 03, 2008 at 11:54 AM PDT by tigerw00dsViewed 476 time(s)
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Enjoy! Apologies to the members of the fairer sex
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Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." |
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven! |
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One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!" |
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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman that won't do what she's told! |
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen? |
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. |
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| 7 | Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. |
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Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. |
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Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. |
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Q: Why do women like intelligent men? A: Opposites attract. |
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