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Jokes / Great Oneliners About Men, Women and Relationships
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,witticisms, humorous, men, women, relationships, bachelor, government, wife, marriage, mother-in-law, polite, baby sitter, oneliner, sayings
Last Modified Jun 29, 2008 at 04:02 PM PDT by pwallaceViewed 262 time(s)
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There is a ton of wit and humor embedded in each of these oneliners. You are sure to love them!!
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The only thing worse than being a bachelor is being a bachelor's son.
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Every man needs a wife because there are a number of things that go wrong that one cannot blame on the government.
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Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
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The modern girl usually gets along fine with her mother-in-law because she cannot afford another baby sitter.
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Sometimes you cannot tell if a man is trying so hard to succeed to please his wife or to spite his mother-in-law.
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| 6 | One way for a girl to get a mink coat is to find a wolf and skin him. |
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Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
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