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Jokes / Humor: The "Wife Factor" in Men's Lives
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Last Modified Jun 22, 2008 at 03:33 PM PDT by MusclesViewed 362 time(s)
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SOme cool jokes about wifes...oops our better halves. Or, should we say "bitter halves."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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| 2 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. |
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to. |
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| 4 | The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day! I divorced her." |
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
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| 6 | I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. |
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" |
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| 8 | My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops! |
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| 9 | She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So what did I do? Bought her an electric ch... more |
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My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is coming back!" |
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