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A collection of some more sardar jokes

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	2 Sardars	2006-08-14	Two sardars were walking through the woods when one looked down and said: "Oh, look at these deer tracks." The other sardar looked and said: "These are not deer tracks, these are wol... Two sardars were walking through the woods when one looked down and said: "Oh, look at these deer tracks." The other sardar looked and said: "These are not deer tracks, these are wolf tracks." "No. These are deer tracks." Thus, they kept on arguing. Half an hour later they were both killed by an on-coming train.	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	2 Sardars	2006-08-14	Two sardars go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return shore. The first sardar says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I ma... Two sardars go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return shore. The first sardar says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X-mark' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first." how do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow." > >	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	4 Sardars	2006-08-16	Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop. They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop. They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arr... Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop. They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop. They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs. A week, then a month went by, there were no cars. Afterall, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	4 Sardars	2006-08-16	Four sardars wanted to start a taxi service. So, they bought a new Fiat car running on CNG, got their permit and took the taxi out looking for passengers. They drove past Churchgate but nobody hail... Four sardars wanted to start a taxi service. So, they bought a new Fiat car running on CNG, got their permit and took the taxi out looking for passengers. They drove past Churchgate but nobody hailed their cab. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their cab. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport; even there nobody hailed their cab. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai. But alas no one hailed their cab....because, while one of the sardars was driving the cab, the other three were sitting in it. Disgusted, the four sardars decided to dump their cab in the Arabian Sea. They drove the car to Juhu beach, put the car in neutral and pushed all day, the cab did not move an inch. They pushed and pushed, huffed and puffed for a week, the car would not move....because two were pushing from the front and the other two from the back.	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-16	A sardar is travelling on a train from Amritsar to Jullundar. Suddenly, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. The toilet on the train had a mirror in front of the door. So, when the sardar opens... A sardar is travelling on a train from Amritsar to Jullundar. Suddenly, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. The toilet on the train had a mirror in front of the door. So, when the sardar opens the toilet door, he sees his own reflection in the mirror and thinks another sardar has occupied the toilet. So, he waits for a few minutes and goes back to the toilet. He sees the same guy in the toilet and comes back. Finally, after this happens a half-dozen times. He is so frustrated that he walks up to the Ticket Collector (TC) on the train and complains. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels sorry for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the toilet to get the sardar occupying it out. A couple of minutes later, the TC comes back and tells the sardar: "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-16	Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised n... Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back. An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by. Both sardars were now very hungry. Finally one of the surds said: "Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: "If you do, I wont go."	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-14	You can be sure that anyone who invents a "solar powered flashlight" is a sardar.	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-16	A sardar wins the Texas lotto. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our sardar says, "I want my $20 million now." The man replies, "No, sir. It d... A sardar wins the Texas lotto. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our sardar says, "I want my $20 million now." The man replies, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The sardar replies, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now." Again, the man repeats the explanation. The sardar, now furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!"	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-14	Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody on the plane greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to ... Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody on the plane greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat. She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool, sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder Singh... Balls to you."	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-14	A sardar was asked in an interview: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" The sardar replied: "No, who wrote it?"	**	Ben Koslowski	view

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